Answer an ad on craigslist. Get called in to interview and have to sit through the owner telling you how great he is and how many awards hes won but never seeing them. Be invited to eat a meal in the cafe, feel really nauseated and thirsty for several hours. then you will be presented with a contract that will not be honored and told that you will be working about 20 hours less a week than you actually will and that when you call the owner out on said contract you will be terminated and the owner will openly lie to prevent you from receiving unemployment compensation.