It is very juvenile, smacking of the way teachers would check you were using the right pencil just before one of those Scantron fill-in-bubble computer test sheets. They also mentioned this absurdly laborious and contrived role, which is basically a faux HR assistant role but with a cleverly coined job title to make it sound more impressive even though it's basically a trash collector version of the 988 center staff picking up all the roadkill issues on the network, as having FIVE - YES, 5 - stages. Are you insane? Is consumption of hard drugs prerequisite to wanting to work here? I've worked in psychomedical therapy, 988, lifelines, emergency services, medicine, blah blah blah, for 30 years. No one needs five stages of interviews; you're not hiring for the Pope. Absolutely insanity and highfalutin but the lowbrow nouveau riche kind.