Data Breach Waiting To Happen - Avis employé Security Overlord TechLoaf

- Funny, motivated co-workers - Mission is exciting - Fist Fight Fridays are a blast - You can pick any email address you want - Had an awesome office dog before the incident

- They have not installed electricity. We plug our computers into a single, gas-powered generator that requires frequent re-fueling - There are no windows in the office yet (there are large, open spaces where windows should be), so it gets quite cold - Large birds of prey frequently land on my desk - A muscular Russian man shows up periodically to ask for rent money

* Product was exactly what you wanted it to be * Incredible mission statement * World-class coworkers * Free food * Free gym * Commute reimbursement

* Product only nebulously defined and noone actually agreed on what it actually was * Free food consisted of just loose ice cream sporadically spread throughout the room * Also ice cream only came in pork chop flavour * Gym was generally sticky with ice cream * Also the bathrooms * The entire office was bright green and pink * They only reimbursed travel via our other product "Uber, but like, with bikes and also I guess scooters or something" (working name) * The AC was permanently broken and set at 80 degrees year round * May or may not have been a drug front