Lots of red flags, but I'm color blind - Avis employé Turboencabulator Maintainer TechLoaf

I don't remember the first time I saw them. Perhaps a few days in to working there. It was pigeons. Sitting there, typing away at a keyboard with its beak. I asked Barry (no relation), if this was normal. He said it was and in fact I was looking at the top writer. Now I'm no speciests but there's some jobs pigeons just can't have, and this was one of them. When I brought this up to management I got back to my desk to find my keyboard ruined with bird poop. Then everyday my drive home (I drive a Ford focus thanks for asking) I would see a few bird following me. The "pranks" started, my mouse being replaced by an egg, my lunch being nailed to the wall, a voodoo doll of me being stuck in the copier so I kept feeling like that bright light was flashing in my eyes. But then it went to the next level. During one of the biweekly rituals one of those feathery creatures smudged the summoning circle, right next to where I was standing. Let me tell you, when you have a creature from the dimension mortals aren't meant to know(across town next, to the Wendys) going right for you, you're going to scream. And in that moment I did, since I knew true terror, and I was aware of every molecule of my being, and every wrong I had committed that had led me here. And they had the gaul to put that on Youtube and laugh about it. Also the coffee sucks.